ok well this week has been x-tra random for me. I decided that i was going to write down interesting things that people say throughout the week........Parental Advisary......
MONDAY
you broke him and now i can fix him
come down here!
Come up here!
i hit him in the face
i have funeral etiquette
i broke #2
he came to the funeral for the food
my parents dont like me
they had a blow up slide
so he's like touching my butt........
i'm helping you! i'm helping you!
i punched him in the face and he fell down the slide
come kick me
she didnt meet me in the ally at 4:20 like she was supposed to
would you miund rolling me to the door?
boob sex
Capri used to give me titty twisters
hold my pencil
there was no sex and no nudity!
the dorito's cant get a date
get her up the butt
who whouldnt want to screw me?
the first person that can clap gets an ice cream cone
where are you tired at?
i can do it with either eye
Star Wars is effin awesome!
the tables are square
geeve mee yo hand!
i got attacked by a wheel chair
i got....one! only one?
the dog raped her
i like to wax it
i tied my own shoe
stupid ass fuck
Dragonnall-Z style
shut the eff up you queif sucker!
i woke up and he was in my face
cause oscar myers has a way with B-L-O-O-G-N-A
smell my shirt
so he was sittin there drunk trying to put the key in the door knob.......
TUESDAY
This is a fun cutting activity guys!
WEDNSDAY
we talked about porn in 7th grade
we should go out
are you turning gay?
my sox match
the feet cant swim
we should run
she has a freaking ataring problem
i've gotta scratch my leg
goths are scary
i cant snap my fingers
i got you something from the sex shop
we'll make an orgi sandwich and use a tanning bed for the microwave
we'll have tan buns
you threw it at me
do you know where i can get a good deal on razor blades?
you fucking emo bitch!
THURSDAY
due to the snow day no comments were recorded
FRIDAY
Someday Spaghettio's will rule the earth
3 people are wearing them
make sure you rub his feet
dress like me
they ont believe in shaving
can you get hair up here?
you chinese indian!
your Franz Ferdinand!
bullets, bang bang!
I wont die if i have magic water
did they lock me out?
the grim reeper doesnt work on fridays
you look like a duck
egyption techno
have i said anything funny yet?
Hitler was a jew
you dont like me for my blue coat?
do you think penguins know how to ice skate?
your pencil should die in a big pencil hole of death
i sound like a hippo
it poked me
i have a benzamycin pencil
yesterday was potato day
she looks like godzilla
This is so freaking hott!!!!! (from Liz's site)
bye guys!
Ps. i luv Ivan! |